I Blame the Boob

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I answer this quiz thing in response to :iconltdimitri:. Thanks, you boob.

Not tagging anyone here, because it's not in the instructions.


1. Hi there C:
Hi?

2. What is your favorite game/game series of all time? If impossible to choose, list top six.
Hard to say... I'll do top SEVEN in no particular order.
Metroid
Elder Scrolls
Zelda
Deadspace
Divinity
Dragon's Dogma
Dust: An Elysian Tail

3. How often do you find yourself on the computer?
How many hours are in the day again?
At least half of that number.

4. How much do you love technology?
... I shouldn't need to answer this question. Should be obvious.

5. How well do you think you'd fair in a world with NO technology, or if you were sent back in time to a point where there were no electronics, or just a bare minimum of (aka, telegraph and whatnot during the 'Murican Civil War) ?
That depends, am I a human or a dragon?
Human: I'd die quickly of a combination of boredom, inability, and general hating life.
Dragon: I'd be having a very nice life.

6. Favorite gaming platform?
PC, 'cuz Skyrim~!

7. Least favorite gaming platform?
Dunno why, but it's Playstation, unless it's a good ole' PS2.

8. Least favorite PERSON? [If you're loved by everyone or you just don't want to say, answer with your least favorite character from some form of media]
... I'm just not going to answer this one.

9. On a scale of Vagrant Bum to Middle Class Pleb to Middle Eastern Prince (add in your own if necessary) , how poor or rich are you, or how often do you spend dosh?
My FAMILY (not me) is well between MCP to MEP. Also, what's dosh?

10. How much do you like or dislike DeviantArt?
Lately? Not at all. Horrible chatroom updates, annoying UI changes, inaccessibility, and other things.

11. Think of a number or food from -69 to 1,000,001 / Cheese Stick to Lasagna
Done, I guess?

12. Are you a meme enthusiast?
Not really.

13. If so, what is your fave/fave three maymay(s)?
... Uhm.

14. What time period are you most interested in?
DRAGONS. That's a time period, right?

15. If you were in an alleyway, about to get shanked, with nothing but your clothes and non-weapon items, what would you do?
First, I wouldn't have clothes, because if I have clothes I have my knife, and I don't like clothes. Secondly:
Human: Self defense training. That shank is getting reversed and going in his gut. I'm leaving after that.
Dragon: FIRE BREATH!!!

16. As generic as this question is, favorite color? And/or favorite texture/pattern?
Black or red scales texture?

17. Best and Worst movie you've seen (heard of or watched reviews of does not count) ?
Best? Hard to say. I've seen lots of good ones.
Worst? Hard to say. I've seen lots of bad ones.

18. Do you EVER work out, or partake in some form of decent physical activity?
Yes, it's called running from zombies once a month.
(LARP)

19. What's your dream career?
Geneticist-turned-dragon.

20. Favorite Music Genre?
Video Game Music, whether soundtracks or original pieces. Or remixes/remakes.

21. What game or two games do you think have the best soundtracks?
Metroid series and Zelda series, hands-down.

22. How gud do you think you could 1v1 fite me IRL faget?
Give me a staff and let's find out.

23. Most disturbing thing you ever saw?
Well, I pictured it, but the description of my character's revival prep in Dungeons and Dragons.
*shudders*

24. Most adorable thing?
Lizards. Duh.

25. Most lewd thing~? {Optional}
...

26. How often do you read books?
I read tabletop rulebooks a lot. Does that count?

27. What age would you be fine with passing at? {Don't think too deeply or be too edgy about this}
Well beyond the normal human lifespan 'cuz dragon?
But, eh, I'd say well into my late 80s to 100s, or well beyond that, depending on if my dream is achieved or not.

28. Paper or Plastic?
Depends, what for?

29. Fire or Ice?
Fire for most things, Ice for food. Cold food is my fav.

30. Ice cream or cake?
Ice cream. Bitchin'.

31. Bacon or Steak?
... CANNOT COMPUTE ...

32. How many languages can you speak, if any, or what ones do you want to learn?
How many different dragon languages and elf languages count?
Also, I want to learn German and Celtic.

33. What did you like most about school?
Did? You mean "DO", right? Also, it's the friends I've made there.

34. What did you like LEAST about school?
FUCKIN' LUNCH SCHEDULING, THANK YOU FOR BEING BETTER COLLEGE!!!

35. What kind of school did you go to?
An annoying one.

36. www.checkmyprivilege.com/ How privileged are you (according to the website quiz) ?  {Optional}
Okay?
"Your privilege level is Extremely Oppressed with a score of -145"
What is this supposed to mean again...?

37. Do you like being asked a ton of questions at one time?
They're not about reptiles, so no.

38. How egotistical and/or how much self esteem do you have?
PFFFFFFT-

39. How hungry are you right now?
Pretty hungry. You look quite tasty.

40. What do you think of this generation?
... Fuck it. Fuckn' Tumblr.

41. How deep in $h!t do you think the world is or is about to be?
It's pretty deep. Pretty damn deep. Not my fault. I'm just a dragon caught up in this shitstorm.

42. How early do you think we'll have space colonies, or move to other planets?
I'm hoping in my lifetime. I want out of here.

43. What are the top four alien types that you hope Man comes in contact with, if just one of the four?
Dunno. All depends on if I'm a dragon or not.

44. Are you easily spooked?
Not really.

45. Do you like ties?
Depends, what kind of ties?
Clothing: No.
In games: No. I'm a winner.
Ties between characters: Usually no, but depends.
Other ties: Meh.

46. What countries and/or states would you like to visit?
IRELAND, I WANT TO VISIT IRELAND. And Germany.

47. How many times do you catch yourself having nostalgia?
About every day.

48. : When was your last burp?
... Let me ask you a question:
Why are these questions so stupid?

49. Do you like horror-anything?
I like watching/reading horror. Not playing it.

50. What emoticons do you know?
... What?

Fly safely, my friends.
-Drohung
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